Meet Lass.

Roxboro, NC · 4 years 6 months · Domestic Short Hair / Mixed

Listed since Jul 22, 2022. Listing dates do not establish shelter intake or continuous availability.

First seen by Goodmorph Oct 30, 2026.

Rescue last updated: Jun 30, 2026

In the shelter’s words

Hello. My name is Lass. Apparently I'm supposed to be writing an adoption post because I've been in rescue so long that the volunteers have started giving me side-eye every time they pay my food bill. A few things about me: ❌ I do not like other cats. ❌ I do not believe every stranger deserves immediate access to my affection. ❌ I am not interested in fake friendships, pyramid schemes, or whatever nonsense the other cats are selling. ✅ I do like dogs. ✅ I do like toys. ✅ I do like carrying said toys around the house while singing the song of my people. People keep meeting me and saying, "She's a little spicy." First of all, rude. Second of all, I prefer the term "emotionally seasoned." Here's the thing: I'm not one of those cats who's going to throw herself into your arms on Day One. Trust is earned. References may be checked. Background investigations WILL be conducted. But once I've decided you're my person? Game over. You'll have a tiny furry supervisor following you around the house making sure you're doing everything correctly. Going to the bathroom? I'll monitor the situation. Watching TV? I'll inspect your viewing choices. Having a bad day? I'll quietly show up and pretend I wasn't worried about you. I've spent years watching other cats come and go while I keep waiting for someone who understands that the best relationships take time. So if you're looking for a cat who is equal parts sass, loyalty, comedy, and heart, congratulations. You've found me. Now fill out the application. I've waited long enough! — Lass (Spayed, microchipped, vaccinated, dog-approved, cat-disapproved, and available for adoption for just $50.) Apply at APSofPC.org under the Adopt tab.

RescueGroups record ID: 18299043

What this home needs

• Other dogs

  Mentioned by the shelter

  “Feed checkbox: Yes”

  Not a verified observation — ask staff about the context. A positive shelter report may support search results; it remains unverified and needs confirmation.

  Shelter statement ↗
• Cats

  Mentioned by the shelter

  “Feed checkbox: No”

  Not a verified observation — ask staff about the context. A positive shelter report may support search results; it remains unverified and needs confirmation.

  Shelter statement ↗
• Still to ask the shelter

  children · housing and stairs · medical and care. These details are not documented here; unknown does not mean no.

Roster last seen: Nov 2, 2026, 6:02 AM UTC
Goodmorph last synced: Nov 2, 2026, 6:02 AM UTC
Availability confirmed by a person: Not confirmed

Shelter staff and authorized volunteers: add a dated observation

This shared profile remains available for up to 90 days after it leaves the source roster, unless removal is requested sooner. Adoptions and applications are handled by the shelter.